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Listen up, folks, this is the real deal. The Crumpler Hoax Messenger Bag carries books, magazines, a change of clothes; you name it. The Hoax resists water and cushions your shoulder, so step right up and claim yours today. Crumpler designed this sling bag with an adjustable strap, a removable shoulder pad, and three external pockets. Carry the Hoax Bag while you ride your bike to the bar or tote it on your walk to the bus stop. Haul your school books around in it. Side pockets hold water bottles, and you can stash your Monopoly money in the large inner pocket.

The Crumpler Dreadful Embarrassment Laptop Messenger Bag won’t tell you when you have spinach in your teeth, but it will hold your laptop. So you’ll just have to deal with the foliage in your chompers and let this sleek computer sling bag take care of the rest. The Dreadful Embarrassment Messenger Bag features a six-pocket internal organizer, totes pretty much any 15-inch laptop (also compact 17-inchers like the MacBook Pro), and has three front internal pockets for your computer accessories. The padded strap feels cushy on your shoulder—finally you can carry your computer without looking like the missing link.

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